An Introvert's IM
Your Status:
Desperate to talk to someone
Busy
Withdrawn from life
Why is your friends list so short?
It's been a while since you've talked to many of the people on your list. Are you really still friends with them?
You suck.
When was the last time you clicked on the "Add a Friend" link?
Online
AliceWoah, you don't think she actually wants to talk to you, do you?
BobHe only allowed himself to be added to your friends list out of pity. Don't embarrass yourself by actually trying to chat with him.
MaryShe's got more interesting things to do than to talk to you, like watching grass grow, for instance.
JohnHe's ignoring you
Offline
GaryIf you're so desperate for social interaction that you'll try to talk to someone who isn't there, I can always sign you up for some spam.
Are they really your friend?
Let me give you a hint: no, they aren't.